Welcome in!
Close the door quickly;
do not let the cold of the web creep through.
Maybe you'll find some warmth within this marginal html.
teacup

~What is this place?~

- This is a collection of my artwork, writing, and technical instructions.

~Who... are you?~

- An experiment in seeing how long a narcoleptic 24-year old woman can survive exclusively on peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

~Why does this website look like it is from 1995?~

- This site is part of the wider web revival movement. When corporations took control of the internet, they began to raze the most impactful change to information transfer that the human race has ever seen. It is not too late to stop this. I am also too cheap to pay for any actual hosting resources.

~What kind of stuff do you have?~

Here's some links to some bad emo poetry, courtesy of yours truly:

  • blue mt oct/24
  • winco key cutter
  • crooked frame

  • Here's a link to a writeup/webapp I created that tells you what sound your bicycle sings :3

  • The sound of your bicycle singing!

    • Here's some of my favorite recipes without any AI slop introductions

  • lentil curry

  • ~Will there be other things added to this website?~

    - yes.

    ~Are you planning on making this website look 'nicer'?~

    - yes, but actually no.

    ~How did you make this website / what is the license for works I find on here?~

    - This website is hosted on a custom lightweight Debian stack and runs on a system with 512 MB of RAM. All of content on here was written in vim without a CMS or GUI. It is free-range, USDA approved, and all natural. Everything on this website is open source. Feel free to extrude, excise, amalgate, dehydrate, reconstitute, rebase, stir, blend or remix anything you find here. I humbly request that derivative works are associated with a link back to this site.